Me...ow?

O que eu gosto deste animal...



My life has been saved by the miracle of lasagna.

Avoid fruits and nuts: after all, you are what you eat.

I'm not messy. I'm organizationally challenged!

If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider.

Oh no! I overslept ! I'm late ! For my nap.

You know what a "diet" is, don't you? It's "die" with a "t," that's what it is!

I hate mondays.

All right, wise guy, I got another game for ya. It's called the "My Claw In Your Butt" game.